topstocks

Chat room for cross dressers, doomsday cultists and submissives who believe the $US will be replaced by the yuan and the rupee and that Chindia will somehow magically develop their own technologies.

I think I will crawl Topstocks looking for a sub to whip.

by hayfarkers November 8, 2009

Tops means flops

Describes the act of taking your top off prior to taking a shit.

-Where is Jamal going topless in such a hurry?
-You know what they say, tops means flops...

by Big Ball-z August 23, 2019

Milk Tops

Akin to the well-known Muffin Top, 'Milk Tops' are the mammary equivalent. They are often observed on women wearing an underfitting brassiere.

Milk Tops are commonplace in provincial France where they are flaunted by young women to attract the attention of men. Milk Tops have a characteristic 'wobble' depending on their age and size. They are known to be highly attractive to men, especially when seen on well endowed young waitresses.

..."did you check out the Milk Tops on her?"

by TRG Guys October 22, 2012

Dirty topsy

When you fuck an underage family member in the ass with a strap on then use the dildo as a spoon to feed your children with

I did a dirty Topsy last night

Mommy my bum hurts

by Dangerousfanny April 5, 2023

zero twosday

A national holiday celebrated by weebs everywhere focused around some dinosaur looking motherfucker called Zero Two.

Weeb 1: Bruh it’s zero twosday

Weeb 2: My wife left me and took the kids

by sandwich_ June 6, 2019

twoosh

A perfect backside that compliments a woman's figure without getting all the attention.

There's a woman lucky enough to have a great twoosh.

by richinventor September 14, 2014

Topshit

Merchandise and items usually sold in Topshop

They're having a sale to get rid of the topshit.

by The_B December 28, 2007