Tweekervision

When two or more meth heads are so high that they all see the same imaginary hallucination(s).

Tweeker #1: "What the fuck is that?"
Tweeker #2: "Dude, are you talking about the huge flamingo blocking 4 lanes of traffic?"
Tweeker #1: " Hell yeah, but I thought flamingos were pink?"
Tweeker #2: " Apparently, them fuckers are..."
Tweeker #1 & Tweeker #2: "BLUE WITH PURPLE POLKA DOTS"
Tweeker #2: "Damn, I guess you do learn something new everyday!"
Tweeker #3: "Shit, I am just relieved that I wasn't the only one that thought those ugly ass birds were pink..."
Innocent Bystander: "Next time say no to drugs, sounds like y'all suffering from Tweekervision"

by heatedpoet July 9, 2016

tweeker hidy-hole

The secret place a tweeker hides their meth and or paraphernalia.

Guy #1: "What the hell is this pipe and baggies doing inside this pair of socks?"
Guy #2: "Man, you must of found your mom's tweeker hidy-hole!"

by heatedpoet July 9, 2016

Tweeter

An addiction to twitter, to the point where it literally takes over your personal and Social life.

My friend is a tweeter, all she does is go on Twitter and her life with her friends is on shaky ground.

by Only1Noodle July 4, 2016

Tweeter

Anybody who ever used twitter.

Take it easy tweeter, that guy must have no life if he's forty and always on twitter, don't do him like you did him that one time.

by Solid Mantis October 1, 2016

tweenker

my son says its a bad person that steals from you

that tweenker just stole my bike

by redheadfromhell December 21, 2016

twenertwentwen

A twenty dollar bill.

I finished my chores, so my mom gave me a Twenertwentwen

by Wiggle Chin June 15, 2017

tweekertime

a very long span of very long waiting period because of a poorly guessed waiting time.

crystal beth told me to wait here fir five min but her timezone must be tweekertime cause its been three hours now

by Random Graves September 3, 2017