Twattery

When somebody acts like a complete twat

Tom Is Just Full Of Twattery

by Oli C November 5, 2008

twattery

Participating in twat-like activities; having twat-like qualities.

"Dude...you must contain your twattery. Ditch the lame pink polo shirt and your popped collar."

by His Wittyness January 18, 2009

playing twister with the girls

A seemingly innocent game played between girl friends that in reality is an orgy of lesbian sex. Also can be used to refer to sexual activity between just two lesbian partners.

Derived from the twister like positions girls must bend themselves into in order to scissor.

Kate: "Where is Alyssa tonight?"
Brianne: "Oh she didn't tell you? She went over to Carries again."
Kate: "Wow! It's been every night this week!"
Brianne: "I think she's been playing twister with the girls."

by Mingbri March 11, 2011

Toaster Mage

a really cool fool who ive known for a bit but has low self esteem and thats not good i try to help but he refuses but im a persistiant little bastard and wont give up if you would like to help plz vote thumbs up for my good ol pal toasty

Darkace: hello how are you

Toaster Mage:o.O..

Toaster Mage: boring?

by Darkace January 17, 2005

pubey twatter chode boner (PTCB)

Amazing gay secks delivered by men includes a large pubey beard ball fro.

ie. large chode and pubic fro

My ptcb is sooo large it exploded gabes butthole. pubey twatter chode boner (PTCB)it is the SHIT

by the ptcb master March 22, 2009

The best toaster ever

A toaster so great that it can toast the universe.

Dave: Hey want some toast?
David: Yeah sure.
Dave: OK well I'll just make some in the best toaster ever!

by Chris Spargo February 27, 2008

Creamed Corn Twister

This is the synonym (and past tense) of CREAMY CORN TWISTER.

1. When a guy masturbates with both hands using a reverse Australian grip while simultaneously using a twisting motion.

2. Giving a girl anal sex, ejaculating in her anus while providing a twisting motion so as to leave a Dairy Queen ice cream style loop as you exit. This takes great skill and a proper diet.

Dude- I gave your sister a Creamed Corn Twister for her birthday, now the bitch won't stop texting me!

by MSgt September 16, 2013