Frotally Tucking Serious

When someone is dead serious about something. Not a joking matter.

Get him to the Greek is one crazy ass movie. I am frotally tucking serious!

by VanillaMotta October 9, 2010

On turning

Slang for being horny or turned on. Also used in the sense when drunk. Was invented during the late 40's

Timmy: Hey John do you see that girl
John: Yeah she's so on Turning
Timmy: I was thinking the same thing
John: Look here she comes....

by Jake4cake October 30, 2011

Knuckle Tucking

When a male tucks his weenie between his legs.

During a scene in "Silence of the Lambs", Buffalo Bill is "Knuckle Tucking" infront of the mirror.

by hiddenPilgram October 5, 2011

The Turning

The point at which a republican realizes that there are no better options and begins to act as if he is, and always has been, a viable candidate.

John fervently opposed Donald trump until Jeb Bush dropped out. Now we have lost yet another to The Turning.

by RandomAfroGuy June 15, 2016

Jewish Turning Surprise

You let your payots grow and conceil them with a cap. You also have to get circumsiced, but keep the cut forskin in the dick as a skin ring. When you screw a girl, start screaming at the top of your lungs, remove your cap and pull out to reveal your fallen foreskin. The girl will think she turned you jewish.

Dude, when I gave that nazi chick a Jewish Turning Surprise, she cried like she deshonored the Führer himself!

by RicardoSilva7631 January 6, 2018

key turning penis

When you finally get the most likes on the "daddy's little fidget spinner" copypasta out of all your friends, so you become the most liked in your group. This makes you the daddy of your school/workplace.

Friend 1: Dude, look! I got 500 likes on my post of that dumb copypasta!

Friend 2: Yo, you gotta be the key turning penis now!

by The biggest trash can you know May 24, 2018

Fuck-tucking

Plannig to fuck your mans behind your without permission for free when money is involved in the situation

I caught the homie fuck-tucking with my bitch, he better not fuck my money up!

by PrinceDaP September 23, 2018