A term used for a person who takes being a jagoff to a new level. They amped it up or kicked it into "turbo" charge.
I accidentally dropped my friend's grande, double espresso, vanilla/carmel latte. He went all Turbo Jagoff on me, ranting, raving and swearing even though it's a GIRLY drink anyway!!"
"My asshole boss kicked it into Turbo Jagoff just because I was 15 minutes late for work.
"My asshole boss kicked it into Turbo Jagoff just because I was 15 minutes late for work.
by dinosaurglow June 29, 2011
Get the Turbo Jagoff mug.Turbo Cider is a kind of budget-homebrew, often produced by students and those not old enough to buy their own booze. The main motive for producing such a beverage is usually just to get pissed on - and thus it is commonly frowned upon by 'proper' homebrewers and cider connoisseurs.
The process of brewing a Turbo Cider is to warm up some apple juice, and add some sugar and brewing yeast. A drinkable alcoholic beverage can be produced within two to three weeks, hence the name "Turbo Cider".
The process of brewing a Turbo Cider is to warm up some apple juice, and add some sugar and brewing yeast. A drinkable alcoholic beverage can be produced within two to three weeks, hence the name "Turbo Cider".
Julian: Man, this cider is proper skanky stuff. It tastes like absolute cack!!
Tarquin: I know, right! It's some turbo cider i did at home... it'll get us wrecked though!
Tarquin: I know, right! It's some turbo cider i did at home... it'll get us wrecked though!
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