Twitchen

When a guy called Ben or Benjamin doesn't disagree with the insult you gave yourself.

Y/n:"urgh I'm so ugly"

Ben:".... "
Y/n: " wow you're such a Twitchen"

by Pej February 21, 2017

titching

The act of itching your tit

"Jennifer's titching over there"

by Short midget cunt March 24, 2017

titchner

Also known as philping. It means Cumming up someone's nostrils

A-Hey I titchnered Jun last night
B-nice dude

by SeenBezza July 14, 2017

Twitchiot

A Twitch idiot.

I'm a verified Twitchiot

by TwitchNumb September 3, 2017

trichobezoaramancy

Divination through the use of hairballs.

Did some inadvertent trichobezoaramancy this morning walking into the darkened kitchen in my stocking feet.

by Nigel Gannet February 5, 2018

Trichologically Challenged

Trichology is a branch of dermatology that understands the dynamics of hair growth, scalp related problems, hair loss and male pattern balding.

Based on this, the phrase trichologically challenged is a reference to male pattern balding or men who are losing hair.

Science has still not been able to explain why the men in my family are trichologically challenged.

Male pattern balding leaves many a handsome man trichologically challenged.

Rogaine, a boon for the trichologically challenged.

by shrubrulee February 7, 2018

trichophobia

A fear of dirty hair. When one cannot have dirty hair without feeling anxious and filthy. Trichophobia doesn’t only occur with ones own hair but it is also with others. For instance when other people’s hair touches them it makes them uncomfortable.

I need to go wash my hair it can’t be dirty I will freak out as I have trichophobia

by Perfectcandylover November 27, 2018