butt trickery

When you are taking and dump and then you think you've finished so you go to wipe but then you have to poop more. Also when you are having a hard time taking a dump so you pretend to wipe to trick your butt.

After eating all that cheese I was having a hard time crapping so I used some standard butt trickery.

by Feltank December 6, 2013

knob ticket

Like a hall pass for the ladies. If a deal is made where the lucky lady does chore to which the man is pleased with, she gets rewarded with receiving a knob ticket where she uses it at any time at her discretion

Girlfriend: here's your sandwich babe

Boyfriend: thank you! And for your reward accept this knob ticket at your disposal at any time!

by Moot athletic June 19, 2014

lunch ticket

a currency used by millions of school children

i has 5,000,000 dollars in lunch tickets

by wizard webster April 7, 2015

silicon ticket

To be permitted by your girlfriend/boyfriend/spouse to stay late at work.

"Finally got a silicon ticket from the missus - time to get my hustle on!"

by amscray October 9, 2017

panty thicket

An extra large overgrowth in your nether region in which small animals burrow and take up residency.

Bambi decided to make his home in your panty thicket.

by Sean.cox610 January 20, 2018

Nude ticket

A Nude ticket is a ticket you can send anyone you feel comfortable with.

You can send it to anyone boyfriend, girlfriend, friends, side-chick, side-dude. ANYONE!!!! (Do not send to family)

*send nude ticket*
Hi I would like to redeem this.

by SUEUEGEGIEHDHEJ3IE April 19, 2019

Halftime ticket

14g of marijuana. Half oz of marijuana.

“When you call the plug say you’re trying to get a halftime ticket before the games over. He’ll know what you’re talking about.”

by Cthasavage January 27, 2020