What you will get when you eat too much of the new Torpedo sub sandwich at Quizno's. What happens is your stomach juts out too far and prohibits you from accomplishing everyday tasks.
symptoms include extreme stomach pain, diarrhea, satiation, laziness, and possibly morbid obesity.
symptoms include extreme stomach pain, diarrhea, satiation, laziness, and possibly morbid obesity.
Man 1: Dude, what's up with that guy's stomach? It seems to jut out from his stomach and he's having problems getting into his car.
Man 2: It's because he has Torpedo Belly.
Man 2: It's because he has Torpedo Belly.
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A great deal at Quizno's for only 4 dollars
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Get the torpedo mug.When rednecks want to get kinky they take a fresh uncooked corncob and shove it up their lover's ass. Usually they leave the leaves pulled back so they can pull it out if they want to, but the hardcore torpedoers let it go all the way and must shit it out at some later time.
Aw man, during a 3 some the other day Brandon and Barret wanted to get kinky so they gave each other the old tennessee torpedo and left it in!!!!
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