Tored

Tired and bored

oh man, im so tored, im gonna go to bed..

by katyaisthebest November 29, 2010

tore up from the floor up

adj. Describes an ugly girl. see two-bagger

That girl was tore up from the floor up, yo! Why did you set me up with her?

by fizzle April 2, 2004

torpedo

A long turd.

Man, I just flushed a torpedo there. Shit, the bathroom smells.

by Your Ass September 28, 2003

Speedo torpedo

Speedo torpedo: sporting an penile erection when wearing an overly tight bathing suit, such as a Speedo.

Stepanie said to Michelle, "Check out that self-deluded tool, he thinks he looks hot sporting a Speedo torpedo. He makes me want to spew."

by TooSick4U July 15, 2007

topped

as in to commit suicide, most likely to be used when the person in question jumps off a building

did you hear about john smith? he topped himself

by devilboy December 3, 2004

Thorpey

To have sex in a public place, such as a tent or a bush, usually while people are watching

mate so ur telling me u had sex in a bush.. while sam watched? o that is so guna b known as doing a thorpey

u had sex in a tent with ppl outside it, u did a thorpey agen didnt u? at least u live up 2 ur name

dude b rle did a thorpey wen he got head in that barn while the girls best mate was watching

by Barclay Bram March 25, 2008

torean

Torean is someone who is generally considered as a fucking Ninja. Smart, Athletic and with an Artsy; Toreans are generally pretty badass. He also has a sweet sensitive personality as well and due to this can be a bit bipolar. With a big dick and splash of -usually- sarcastic humour Toreans are generally great guys to be around.

"Hey man did you see that guy do a back flip."
"Isn't that Torean? He knows like 89 languages and He can do that too! "
"Yah, someone has nailed their Inner Ninja."

by Mexican Computer Repair November 25, 2015