Tobeezy

A. a nick name for Tobias
B. One who is dating one's best friend
C. Incredibly nice

Hey...who's Brittany's new boyfriend?

Oh, him? That's Tobeezy

by Luxum February 18, 2010

TopperGO!

~A brilliant sex machine; A "bang" factory.

The boy i met last night turned out to be a TopperGO!.

by Gizmo(the cat) dragon slayer April 29, 2011

topless torpedo

the results of a botched circumcision where too much is taken off

i got him naked and found that he had a topless torpedo down there

by ustef October 19, 2011

ToSeekAndDestroy

The oath cats take to find out what is most precious to its owner, and then utterly destroy it.

Owner: DAMNIT! You left all the other plants alone, but you shredded the bonsai tree Ive been growing for 5 years!
Cat: Sorry bro, ToSeekAndDestroy

by MrBirdBrain August 6, 2012

topper nug

the dankest nug of a new sac that you leave out to smoke first

You: Did you leave out the topper nug to smoke first?
Friend: Yes
You: Lets smoke it.

by weeder9811 April 18, 2013

Topeka Transit

When two men interlock buttholes, rim to rim, and pass a shit log from one man to the other. Two gay men passing body movements through there ass. this is called a Topeka Transit.

"Gary, get your asshole over here and give me the Topeka Transit."

by Voogs May 1, 2015

Toppest Bloke

The pinnacle of social praise a man can reach among his peers. A true hero, always willing to put his friends and loved ones before him. There is no limit to his relentless love and consideration, a true model of human kindness.

Django: Yo man, thanks for the present you got me. Toppest bloke
George: Happy you're happy, bro

by Marqueefus October 13, 2016