The title of a person of the male gender who breaks the "bros before hos" clause in secton III article 2 of Man Law.
by Father of Man Law December 14, 2009
Get the Toolmug. A guy who goes to the gym everyday and all this guy talks about is the gym and how big he is, also about the supplements he uses at the gym. He spends all his money on supplements or steroids. he flexes a lot when hes around girls and all the girls think he is a TOOL.
by Aforizzle April 27, 2010
Get the Toolmug. by JordAN ROUtledgE February 28, 2008
Get the toolmug. A tool is many things it can be used to build stuff.
It can be a person who says the wrong shit.
It can be an anonym for cool.
The most common explanation is that it's referred to a poser.
However most of the labelers of this word commonly have a spec in their eye when they label tools. Most people throw the term around so much without realizing that they're an idiot. Conicedently, another defination for tool is someone who doesn't realize they're an idiot. Which means, that most people who use the word tool are tools themselves. Proabably most people (not me) who post on this site about the urban defination of the word tool are coincidently tools.
It can be a person who says the wrong shit.
It can be an anonym for cool.
The most common explanation is that it's referred to a poser.
However most of the labelers of this word commonly have a spec in their eye when they label tools. Most people throw the term around so much without realizing that they're an idiot. Conicedently, another defination for tool is someone who doesn't realize they're an idiot. Which means, that most people who use the word tool are tools themselves. Proabably most people (not me) who post on this site about the urban defination of the word tool are coincidently tools.
(Sees a guy wearing a shirt with a message) Hey why the fuck are you wearing that shirt you fucking tool! Poser!(Doesn't realize that the shirt is portraying a completely different message).
by Whopper Head December 23, 2007
Get the toolmug. by mr.boredom October 26, 2006
Get the toolmug. by Light Joker April 12, 2007
Get the toolmug. an old slang term meaning that you have a big dick
vulgar slang for tool: a penis
i did not know this until my dad found out what my e-mail address was... i just love the band tool and made it up... but yeah... he was born in 1951 so... he knows old sayings
vulgar slang for tool: a penis
i did not know this until my dad found out what my e-mail address was... i just love the band tool and made it up... but yeah... he was born in 1951 so... he knows old sayings
"he's tooled... never she's tooled"
by tooled July 31, 2006
Get the Tooledmug.