tampon

a tube shapped device that is shoved up your vajayjay. Expands when wet!

Why is my tampon in your nose?!

by woahweredidmydickgo? July 18, 2009

Tampon String

A phrase used to describe a girl wearing an insanely short skirt or dress. It is usually a yellow piece of clothing. The girl in question can be, but does not have to be, a slore.

Lauren: Oh my god! Did you see that yellow skirt Briana was wearing today?

Claire: I know! I could totally see her tampon string!

Lauren: This is absurd!

by bonelookingforahome February 21, 2011

tampon wasteland

1. The furthest crevice of a woman's vagina. This is where tampons are sent accidentally and are stranded for eternity. Can be caused by having intercourse, or getting fingered or fistblasted when a tampon is in place.

2. The original inspiration for the song Baba O'Reilly by The Who, that refers to a "Teenage Wasteland". They changed the name of the song to make it appeal more to the masses.

Doctor: Hi, what brings you in today?

Patient: Well doctor, I forgot I had a tampon in and my boyfriend stuck his fist in my pussy. I was hoping you could help give my tampon wasteland a thorough cleaning.

Doctor: Oh, wow, I think I can help, but this may take a while. Assistant, please pass me a tire jack, 2 chopsticks and a high-powered dustbuster.

by wordman55 August 27, 2012

Tompouce

The Dutch term for the vagina

Oh, he just stuck his finger in my tompouce

by shmeedle May 2, 2019

Tampon Boner

When a girl wears a tight pair of pants, leggings, or sweatpants and the tampon sticks out and looks like a little boner.

Yo, guy, lets go Nigga Gippin this way! No way, man! There is a chick with a Tampon Boner over there.

by R-e Miller June 8, 2015

Tomboy

Females who enjoy male activities.

I don't care what anyone says, I'll always be a tomboy.

by R&B Lover July 10, 2016

Tampon

Something u use to shove up your vagina. Boys are lucky they don’t have to use them. :))

I shoved the tampon up my vagina

by 9639579437 March 13, 2019