tomato sludge

The first shit of the morning after a night of enjoying Nature's best fruit, the tomato. Due to tomatoes' high amount of fiber the stool will be soft, everywhere, and full of red tomato skins. Never be far from a toilet when you know you are going to have to make a tomato sludge.

Trever - "2 girls 1 cup would have been a far better production if they had my tomato sludge."

by AbstractPits February 2, 2023

tomato call

Saying something that is obviously not going to bring any good (from the act of throwing tomatoes at rotten people)

husband: "You got some new wrinkles wifey."
wife: "You knew that was a tomato call. Are you trying to get me mad?"
husband: "I am just being honest."

by lolandbehold March 7, 2012

Justin tomato

A really red guy

Justin tomato is redder than usual

by Yourclassmate May 9, 2018

Toasted Tomato

When you do anal and give her butt burn

I did anal with my gf last night and she woke up with a toasted tomato

by GangbangGrandma September 4, 2016

polishing a tomato

It's when you grab your scrotum in such a way as to constrict and expose the testicles so that they may resemble a tomato while your partner then proceeds to "polish" the "tomato" be it with tongue, appendage, feather, etc., etc..

If you're polishing a tomato I'll give you a moan of pleasure.

by PutterPutterNutterButter July 13, 2016

Urban Tomato

An urban tomato is a special genus of the tomato plant grown in the high CO2, low-light environment of a city. Once picked, the tomatoes must be ogled for three days straight whereupon they may ripen.

Gangsta thugs best wear reflector-shades when ogling urban tomatoes or the fruit is liable to redden and blossom prematurely

by Sir Alan Titchmarsh July 15, 2014

Curdle tomato

When you spary ketchup on you girlfriends hair while having sex

Man last night she wanted me to Curdle tomato

by Happy1245 February 18, 2018