great horny toads

An interjection used to exclaim surprise or astonishment. Has redneck-ish (and even sexual)connotations and is perhaps used mainly in rural America. Also known to be occasionally used by the Looney Toons cartoon character Yosemite Sam.

*at a small ranch in West Texas*

Jim Bob: Welp. Time to git down ta bizness an' work the ol' cow.

*suddenly sees two large overweight trespassing strangers doing something "suspicious" to one of his pigs*

Jim Bob: *gasps* Great horny toads, what in the Sam Hill h've you sum bitches bin doin' to mah prize hog!

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Mark H. Proud Urban Dictionary Slang Author since February 2004.

by Mark H January 10, 2006

Penis Toad

It's A Very Small Penis the When inserted in the vagina nether on of them gets pleasure for the intercorse.

Guy: im not feeling anything

Girl : is it in, are we having sex?

Guy: yes!

Girl: You have a penis toad.....

by Je12619 July 10, 2012

Toad in the hole

A funny term and a food

Person 1: TOAD IN THE HOLE!!
Person 2: *dies of laughter*

by Nonstickpan May 12, 2019

Djibouti Toad Hop

When a girl assumes the position, much like a toad before it leaps, the man (with a running start) thrusts his dong into her Djibouti Hole. This act is repeated until the duo reaches the other end of the room. For maximum family fun, turn around and start again!

"Oh boy! Am I beat from the rigorous Djibouti Toad Hop sesh I had last night!"

by Som_Tmith January 30, 2017

Toad´s Mouth

The act of gambling by playing a game in which a naked woman lies in a ten by ten foot circle spread eagle. Men take turns throwing quarters at the woman´s vagina and if one enters and stays in the womans vagina the victorious man gets two hours with the woman to perform his sexual fantasies. But, anytime during the game the woman can seize play before there is a winner and collect all the coins that lay inside the circle to keep.

Johnny lost a whole months rent playing Toad´s Mouth as each quarter he threw was directly on target but, Margret shifted her vagina slightly to the left causing a misfire.

by Cpage July 11, 2008

yellow belly toad

A gravity bong hit so massive that the smoke turns solid yellow.

yo, come take this yellow belly toad! (cough)(cough) R.I.P

by fagatron123 September 26, 2017

blue eyed toad

A privileged pampered man who uses his family name as a crutch.

RFK Jr uses his family name & legacy to get votes. He's a blue eyed toad

by Social prescriber May 09, 2023