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Walkers Wank

When you spunk into a Walkers ready salted packet, and then enjoy an extra ready salted experience.
Cameron loves to Walkers Wank multiple times while strumming to Gary Lineker before enjoying his salted surprise.
by AhmedJihadsAlot May 13, 2018
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Kieran Walker

Kieran Walker is in a homosexual relationship with AJ
by tateristag November 22, 2018
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Walker of Shame

Walk of Shame in a nursing home, where the visitor uses a walker to get back to their own room after hooking up in another resident's room. They may or may not remember if it was a one nighter or not.
Nurse 1: Blanch wasn't in her room this morning.
Nurse 2: last night she was visiting Norman in his room.
Nurse 1: oh- here she comes now, doing the Walker of Shame back to her room.
Nurse 2: look at that smile! Maybe I should sign up for Norm's sponge bath!
by SildogintheNatti June 13, 2016
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Lauren Walker

Lauren is someone I always want to be around. Whenever I’m in a bad or not feeling it, Lauren’s smile brightens up my mood. Honestly Lauren is the nicest person I’ve met in a while with good intentions no matter what. She puts her friends ahead of herself and acts selfless. Lauren is also very pretty and always something I could stare at for hours without getting bored. It seems to me as if talking to her feels like only 30 mins but in reality is always more. She is someone you should be happy to have in your life because you won’t meet anybody else like Lauren Walker.
Lauren Walker is always so nice
by Roorororoororr November 25, 2019
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Herschel Walker

Dude 1: Did you know Herschel Walker thinks evolution is fake?
Dude 2: No, why does he think that?
Dude 1: Because monkeys exist; since we evolved from monkeys, they shouldn't exist.
Dude 2: God the Republican party is a joke
Dude 1: fr
by Doqtor_tue June 7, 2022
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Walker Stalker

one who actively stalks the singer/songwriter/producer, Butch Walker.
Brosef #1: "Do you think we'll get to meet Butch at his show tonight? I know where his tour bus usually parks...maybe if we hang out around there we'll get to see him!!"
Brosef #2: "Dude, stop being such a Walker Stalker, you're starting to creep me out."
by *leah* July 27, 2006
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Leah Walker

Some strange ginger thing that hides in cupboards and comes out at night to steal food from your fridge. Maybe even make a piece of toast.
Leah walker shagged your toaster yesterday.
by Theanonymouskira November 30, 2009
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