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beer and titties

Err... actually, Titties and Beer.
A great song by Frank Zappa which describes a man's encounter with the devil. The man has one thing on his mind (ok, two things) but his girl and his beer disappears. He finds the devil, who has titty skin under his fingernails, and makes him barf back up the titties and beer. Unfortunately, the woman is in a bad mood when she comes out, and flips off the man and the devil. Then the devil farts and knocks the girl over a cliff - beer, downers and all.
Titties and beer!
Titties and beer!
Titties and beer!
Titties and beer!
beer and titties?
by Mean Beer February 9, 2007
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well slap my titties and call me sally

when someone is so amazed at something that they have someone slap their tits and call them sally, then they turn into a girl for the rest of their lives. the spell can be undone by saying: well slap my dick and call me your name here
well slap my titties and call me sally

SHIT YOU A GIRL

HELL YA
by super mega poop December 9, 2013
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tittie fucking

when a man squeezes a womans tits together forming an oraface for him to fuck (also see money shot)
she was on the rag so i tittie fucked her
by joce November 8, 2002
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tittie milk

Typically a delicious beverage which comes from the Mammary glands of females. This term is also used as nickname for lame guys who act like pansies.
What the hell is tittie milk doing here?
by Snootch Todabootch July 28, 2006
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Big titties

Big titties is what men want to suck on then fuck.
Hey Bro.

WHAT?

Did you see the big titties on the teacher?

Yup that is why I'm going to suck them and fuck them all night long.
by Big ass dick March 4, 2012
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Titties

When I was a baby I was suckin on titties
Now that I'm older still suckin on titties
Different titties- but titties nonetheless
First thing I do when a girl undress
by Tikibarberfan July 28, 2010
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tittie rope

When a girl lays out the window shirtless. Someone then can use her titties to climb in.
Yo ho! Give me dat tittie rope!

I gotta go to the store to buy a rope for my tree house. No wait my sister is in there. She'll throw you a tittie rope!
by Monsta Truck June 1, 2007
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