shiver me timber

Slob on my log; Blow me.
Spit shine my baton; Drive my 1 Wood; suck on MY dick.
Speak into my microphone; swallow my sword.

OLD PIRATE ON SHIP: "Aargh. SHIVER ME TIMBER, matey!"
NEW PIRATE IN HOOD: "Yo, shizzle on my dizzle, bizzle?!"

by Chilato (no hate) Hellamongo is LOVE October 21, 2006

timmes

A small lump on one's gentials

OR

An extremely annoying person.

"Man, this timmes just won't go away! I've tried everything!"

by anonymous April 5, 2005

Justin Timberlake

Let's see here....this guy has millions of dollars, 20 cars, 50 pairs of shoes, specialized clothing, a bigass house, endorsements from many corporations, his own restaurant, and (how many?) boats, yet I can't believe that, with all of his wealth, he couldn't even hold on to the nympho known as Britney Spears for more than 3 months. Obviously this is a sign that he is probably just overcompensating for something he lacks as a man (if we can call him a man at all).

Britney Spears: I'm leaving you, Justin. Your penis is simply too small.
Justin Timberlake: It's not the size that matters. It's the motion of the ocean.
Britney Spears: That's what six of my ex-boyfriends said.

by pop music sucks December 17, 2003

scissor me timbers

referring to the sexual postion for lesbains"scissoring"

scissor me timbers we're scissoring!

by Holly Matronic May 29, 2007

timmeresque

A style of interior decorating created by Timmers

John preferred shabby chic but Lucy preferred timmeresque in her masonette

by JWTN December 12, 2020

Timbertots

-Middle school kids who consist of prostitots and eleventeen year olds.
-Come in packs of about 10

God damn timbertots

by STFUdonny April 4, 2009

Timberlow

The man who stays in your dreams, and reaches your heart. the man you'd be broken without. the man you love.
"He's out of a fairytale"
"yeahh... thats timberlow"

"He's out of a fairytale"
"yeahh... thats timberlow"

by N'R April 15, 2009