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The kind of joking french talk that uses the wrong type of spelling.
"Oui oui hon hon hon baguette"
"Oh don't you mean 'wee wee hon hon hon bagwet'?"
"Yeah that's timmers"
Timmers by sadboxedjuice November 23, 2021
Person 1: ‘Who do you hate’
Person 2:’Timmers!’
Timmers by Sapphirebug13 January 21, 2022

Reed Timmers

People who yell "Drop it down!" or We're in the tornado! We're in the tornado!" when they're intercepting.
These Reed Timmers are so annoying pretending they're actually intercepting.
Reed Timmers by amradeon January 9, 2026

Shiver Me Timbers 

Nowadays used in a passive aggressive way (usually by the british) at school or somewhere public when someone tries to act big and bad or naughty when they're really just a try hard.
For example:
Person 1: Talk shit about me one time and I'll batter you - you hear me?
Person 2: Ooh, sorry roadman - I'm so scared - shiver me timbers!

Fiddle Me Timbers

An exclamation when you are both bummed and surprised at the same time, while drunk.
Bob knocks over Dude's beer.
Dude says "Fiddle me timbers! Bob get me a new beer!"
Fiddle Me Timbers by KeyD February 27, 2011

scissor me timbers 

A phrase used in a south park episode where Mr. or Ms. Garrison explored being a lesbian. Garrison was in bed with another woman "scissoring" (in which two women inter-lock each others legs for sexual arrousal). it is at this time that Garrison becomes excited and says "Oh yeah scissor me timbers!!!".
Lesbian: "I haven't gotten a piece of ass in a while I really wish somebody would scissor me timbers."