timmers

The definition of timmers is emo

I wish my lawn was emo so it'd cut itself like timmers

by Jrap March 12, 2008

Timmers

The kind of joking french talk that uses the wrong type of spelling.

"Oui oui hon hon hon baguette"
"Oh don't you mean 'wee wee hon hon hon bagwet'?"
"Yeah that's timmers"

by sadboxedjuice November 23, 2021

Timmers

A very annoying and creepy person.

Person 1: ‘Who do you hate’
Person 2:’Timmers!’

by Sapphirebug13 January 21, 2022

Reed Timmers

People who yell "Drop it down!" or We're in the tornado! We're in the tornado!" when they're intercepting.

These Reed Timmers are so annoying pretending they're actually intercepting.

by amradeon January 9, 2026

Shiver Me Timbers

Nowadays used in a passive aggressive way (usually by the british) at school or somewhere public when someone tries to act big and bad or naughty when they're really just a try hard.
For example:

Person 1: Talk shit about me one time and I'll batter you - you hear me?
Person 2: Ooh, sorry roadman - I'm so scared - shiver me timbers!

by British School Slang February 7, 2020

Fiddle Me Timbers

An exclamation when you are both bummed and surprised at the same time, while drunk.

Bob knocks over Dude's beer.
Dude says "Fiddle me timbers! Bob get me a new beer!"

by KeyD February 27, 2011

scissor me timbers

A phrase used in a south park episode where Mr. or Ms. Garrison explored being a lesbian. Garrison was in bed with another woman "scissoring" (in which two women inter-lock each others legs for sexual arrousal). it is at this time that Garrison becomes excited and says "Oh yeah scissor me timbers!!!".

Lesbian: "I haven't gotten a piece of ass in a while I really wish somebody would scissor me timbers."

by Steven Siravo April 21, 2007