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Almost Casual Thursday 

That point near the end of the week in which you can no longer muster the effort to dress in full professional garb so you hit the bare minimum requirements of the office dress code. Attire typically consists of khakis or chinos, and a mix of colors and / or patterns that almost match.
Typical Almost Casual Thursday wardrobe: striped shirt, argyle sweater, chinos, and polka dotted socks, all in nearly the same color spectrum but with just enough variance to cause mild vertigo under those energy-saver lights at work.
Almost Casual Thursday by merry_wit December 14, 2012
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throw hands thursday 

The act of settling a dispute with one by having a spar with someone after School/College with boxing gloves on. the manner used to offer some a throw hands Thursday, spar me Thursday.
Ben: spar me Thursday boi
Sam: it aint thursday leave it out
Aaron: bun off actually lets wait till throw hands thursday cuz so we can have it out

Throat-Fuck Thursday 

Getting your throat pummeled the first Thursday of every month
What should we do today?
Well it is Throat-Fuck Thursday
Throat-Fuck Thursday by Gp6373 February 5, 2022

Thirsty Thursday 

Much like “Titty Tuesday” or “Wet Wednesday” when themed selfies can be sent for a fun surprise to a friend or partner, “Thirsty Thursday” is when a selfie or picture is taken while giving a blow job.
Let’s take a Thirsty Thursday photo. Drop your pants.
Thirsty Thursday by DDDDaring August 7, 2019

lesbian thursday 

(n)
The day between Wednesday (see also: wasted wednesday) and Friday (see also: fucked-up friday) when many lesbians seek out two well-trained, willing, and voluptuous prostitutes named Muffin and Trixie.
Random man: Are those two lovely ladies on the streetcorner lesbians?
Random man's wife: No, they're only 1/7 lesbian. And since it's a lesbian Thursday, I'm about to go have a very good time with them! ; )

Fucking Fit Thursday

Also known as "FFT." Have you ever noticed that people tend to work out on Thursdays? Or maybe you yourself tend to work out on Thursdays. This phenomenon occurs because it's Fucking Fit Thursday. Every Thursday, your body sends out kinesthetic neurons to your muscles. Your muscles then begin to ache and twitch. This is because your muscles are craving the exercise. Once you begin to work out, you'll realize that your muscles are beginning to calm down and that your endorphines are at their peak. You will be able to work out for hours, but remember this only occurs on Thursdays.
Dude. It's Fucking Fit Thursday!

Meaty Thursday 

The day of the week where an apartment full of males have anal and oral sex with each other, in that order.
"Bro, are you pumped for meaty thursday?"
"Yeah man, let me just grab my lube!"
Meaty Thursday by Taco Hater September 9, 2011