If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard

Da "parody on da cake-baking saying" remark dat you smilingly say to a cute chick whom you've unexpectedly met somewhere, and you are savoringly pressing her soft warm palms against yer fuzzy cheeks.

I always love joking around about, "If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard" wif pretty girls whom I befriend; said humorous remark always gets da biggest amused giggle-fits outta dem.

by QuacksO October 22, 2023

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Sir Were

The most annoying little shit you can possibly imagine. Hangs around at Star Wars Galactic Battlegrounds Heaven, where he acts like an annoying pompous arsehole and pisses everyone but him and his poxy little friends off.

"Stop posting, Sir Were."

"No! I am here to help everyone! I'm the best! Look at me sucking AoERat's cock all day!"

by Crazed Ewok April 01, 2007

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Do the thing you said you were going to do

Yeah, what does it look like I'm doing you anthill-fucking animal?

Idiot "Do the thing you said you were going to do!"

Hym "What about that do you think would NOT be an involved process? I'm doing it bitch. Relax. Are you going to do it? No. You suck. You want me to do it faster, skip to the end. You see how it's all about subordinating me to your whim? You see how that works?"

by Hym Iam July 17, 2023

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were buddies

Come on luka we know your heartbroken that you and marinette broke up. But you already know she hates being called "just a friend" by mr blonde boy but now your saying "were buddies: what the- luka

Luka: yeah were buddies
Marinette: yeah :/

by not_your_narrator fan August 15, 2021

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