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Ass Paper

Ass Paper is commonly referred to as "toilet paper", or "bath tissue". There is no difference. However, the term "Ass Paper" is actually the correct word to describe what it's used for. Toilet paper can be misleading, some can assume you use toilet paper to clean the toilet. Bath tissue can be used to clean the bathtub. Ass Paper can only be used to clean your asshole after you take a shit.
Hey, we're out of Ass Paper again.
by Bailmaninmo February 25, 2019
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Wax Papered

When tag teaming a girl, during double penetration, the two males put a piece of wax paper between their balls to reduce friction and gayness.
Dude, Derek and I totally wax papered that hot girl from the bar last night!
by dooman June 7, 2013
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paper poke

My grandpa uses a paper poke to carry his groceries.
by April Mae November 15, 2017
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papering rap

To end any verse or lyrics of rap with the word "Paper". A.K.A. Wrapping paper backwards.
"Yo, that duck hat is whack
Can it quack?
I pick up a tack
throw the hat in the sack
Paper"

"Were you just papering rap?"
by Deep Wheat January 19, 2010
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Paper Bear

An Old Bully. A Blowhard. Kind of like a "Paper Tiger" but who has held the position for a lot longer. Kinda like in the movie Friday where Craig beats Deebo's ass but with his fists and not a gun. A person or state who everyone has been afraid of for years and years and finally gets their ass totally handed to them. In a word; Russia!
Man, how about this whole Russian invasion of Ukraine? Russia is a getting a total smack-down, Bro! Looks like Russia is really just a Paper Bear!
by Pirate 2112 March 27, 2022
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happy paper

Paper that makes one happy, meaning money. aka mullah, dinero, etc.
Man, i really need some happy paper right about now.

AGH! that man stole all of my happy paper!!!!
by Jesss June 22, 2005
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Spank Paper

The paper used for catching you're load after masturbating.

I.E. Tissue, or Toilet Paper.
I need to find my spank paper. so i can blow this load. No clean up needed.
by Spooty McSpooterson January 26, 2010
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