gumping

To be very happy about something.

Person 1: I am absolutely fucking gumping right now

Person 2: fr

by Butthead4388 June 30, 2022

Gumping

Being nice, having fun and giving hugs

I was gumping a pregnant woman the other day

Me too, I love being nice, having fun and giving hugs!

by professionalgumper February 01, 2025

Gumping

Inserting male genitals into a shrimp

Goonmaxer: hey so I was Gumping the other day.
Jelquer: what’s Gumping?
Goonmaxer: when you put your schlong into a shrimp like bubba gump shrimp.

by Lilbrong4 May 05, 2024

Gumping

Going on a long run, just because you feel like it. Like Forrest Gump.

“Yea, sorry. I’ll be too busy gumping to hang out on sunday”

by curdsss May 15, 2024

Booze gumps

A bodily function in which an external text can have an unconscious effect on oneself causing a physical inherent protect on the skin. Forming ridges and causing hair to stand up, paired with the heightened emotions due to alcohol

shaun is no longer able to experience booze gumps due to his stunted tolerance

by Takethepissoutofshaun June 26, 2017

Gumping it

"Gumping it" is when a person is not quite "retard", yet they are toeing on the line.

That one bird from Valiant was "Gumping it"

by CrimsonFisher January 06, 2023

Gumping It

"I need to confess a sin, Father. I worked at a grocery store in my teenage years, I won't get specific. There was this one girl-- are you familiar with the term 'gumping it'? So, 'gumping it' is when someone is not quite retarded, but they're like just on that line. So while it's an ethical conundrum, it's not fucking a retarded person if you were to sleep with 'em. This will come important later in the story..."

"Long story short, I fucked her ass in the freezer."

so it's not fucking a retarded person if you were to sleep with 'em. this is called gumping it.

by Cranky Boots April 17, 2023