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bed-fixing embrace

A tender wordless arms-around dat you perform wif yer sweetie during a shared slumber-period when you realize dat da blankets are in disarray; what ya do is to softly cradle her in yer arms, super-gently draw her upwards or sideways off of da bed and silently clasp her in a standing position for a long moment (slow-'n'-gentle shoulder-blade-scrunchies and quietly-affectionate lips-to-lips smooches optional, but often helpful in making said snooze-interruption even less distressing for her), then slowly-and-dreamily release her as you gradually step back a pace, and then immediately set about straightening up da blankets and pillows so dat she can see right away why you performed said unusual/unexpected bodily-maneuvers wif her.
Always employing a bed-fixing embrace will ensure dat your nap-sharing snuggle-bunny will never significantly mind having her sleepy-time occasionally disturbed, since it will mostly take da shock or "sting" outta said interruptions, plus of course it will have two hugely-welcome additional perks --- extra SNUGGLEZ, and being able to crawl back into a neat-'n'-comfy bed, and thus she can doze off in yer arms again in freshly-smoothed-blankets-and-tidied-pillows comfort.
by QuacksO January 29, 2025
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fix

A: Gehen wir heute was essen?
B: Fix!
by pahsi February 6, 2019
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fixed

when everything's working properly after an issue.
it took a while, but the system issue is already fixed.
by airiiiiii December 1, 2024
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Fixing Cables

To snort a drug in powdered form, typically cocaine, while streaming WoW gameplay. The substance is arranged in a thin line and hidden from view below the monitor before being snorted.
Damn I died to the boss... time to go fixing cables!
by user04567y April 9, 2025
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Fixing the fence

A euphemism for licking out the taint, the grundle, the fleshy fun bridge.
Oh man, she properly went about fixing the fence last night. She'll be picking hairs out of her teeth for weeks!
by Grablar Grundle April 12, 2020
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fix you're grammar

Person 1: Hey! I found this cool thing!
Person 2: Fix you're grammar.
Person 1: bruh
by Mitt Romney Money July 16, 2019
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national make buff fix unturned day

on may 15 buff has to fix his unturned game or bron will kill him
"buff go fix your fucking unturned already"
"why"
"its national make buff fix unturned day"
"oh"
by bronwynm May 15, 2021
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