Good looking, but stupid and possibly violent man you get into relationship just make your ex jealous or to stop you from feeling lonely
> Wow Kate, your new boyfriend is really handsome, I’m happy that you got over John so fast
< Oh thanks, but he is just a cork, I’ll ditch him in a month or two
< Oh thanks, but he is just a cork, I’ll ditch him in a month or two
by jarchlik January 24, 2024
Just as a male is about to ejaculate, he puts an item into his urethral opening to prevent ejaculation from occurring.
by Supaphly October 28, 2013
Dave: Bobby was corked and torqued for Meghan the last time they fucked.
Jenny: What does that mean?
Dave: He had a boner and a cork in his ass.
Jenny: What does that mean?
Dave: He had a boner and a cork in his ass.
by CorkyTorquey November 22, 2013
A play on cork stopper. A type of poop that feels hard but is followed by a fast stream of diarrhea that was previously held in place.
"Dude I thought I had a no wiper on my hands, but it was a cork plopper and I ended up using half a roll."
"I could never squeeze out a Cleveland Steamer, I'm too scared it'll be a cork plopper and I'd drown someone."
"I could never squeeze out a Cleveland Steamer, I'm too scared it'll be a cork plopper and I'd drown someone."
by Chucklefck March 01, 2019
by smbs82 July 08, 2010
Smushing ones soft penis into the neck of a bottle, getting hard, masterbating, and then yanking the bottle off to make a cork sound and spraying ejaculate I’m a fast pressurized stream.
I was corking and when I yanked the empty champagne bottle off my dick, it sprayed like an elephant taking a bath in an oasis.
by anonymous December 31, 2023
A hip greeting developed at the University of Maine similar to a fist bump. The difference is that after contact, you spin your fist as though you are popping the cork off of a wine bottle. Make sure to say 'cork it!'.
Source: Zac @UMaine
Source: Zac @UMaine
by Swixerman January 31, 2018