vatican roulette

offering your son up to be an altar boy.

Timmy can only play football if he goes to a catholic school, i think i am playing vatican roulette by wanting him to be a tight end.

by mcfoe1 October 30, 2010

Hungarian Roulette

When You and a bunch of guys ejaculate into a large pouring cup and then funnel the semen down the woman's vagina.
wait 9 months until a baby is born. if the baby is yours, you lose and must pay child support

Similar to Alabama Roulette but instead involves your cousins

"dude, lets play Hungarian Roulette"

9 months later

"AW FUCK! I LOST!!

by TheBagWithADD March 30, 2011

Russian Roulette

this isn't a definition, it's just a (disturbingly) humorous tale. It's documented in a recent Darwin Awards - collections of stories where people, either through accidental self-castration or accidental self-homicide, remove themselves from the gene pool - that a police officer was recently a victim of this risky game of chance. however, instead of using a revolver, with only one chamber in six loaded, he was using a semi-automatic pistol, having loaded one round into the magazine and pulled the slide back. some of you can already tell what happened, but let me explain for the rest: with a semi-automatic pistol, the top round in the magazine is automatically (hence a semi-AUTOMATIC pistol) inserted into the chamber. instead of a 1 in 6 chance of shooting himself, the cop had a 1 in 1 chance......


note: i'm not sure if he was intoxicated at the time. also, for more intriguing stories, search with your fav search engine for 'darwin awards'

by sum guy January 28, 2003

Russian Roulette

A drinking game where you take six shot glasses, fill five with water, and one with Everclear. Then, you mix them up and serve at random. Whoever gets the Everclear wins.

This version of Russian Roulette is a LOT safer then the one in The Deer Hunter

by Mike Oseransky March 19, 2007

rectum roulette

a game you play if you enjoy giving anal sex where you're never quite sure what the state of the arse is in, therefore it is a roulette of rectums.

normal-tight-normal-loose-tight-goatse, you lose :)

by fuckbucket April 6, 2005

Rwandan Roulette

Variation of Russian Roulette where, in place of a revolver, an automatic or semiautomatic weapon is used instead.

My neighbors played a hardcore game of Rwandan Roulette last night. There were no survivors.

by HanoverSurvivor March 4, 2015

Shit Roulette

Here's how to play: You and your buddies smoke weed in a pipe and pass it around the circle. Players keep hitting the bowl until someone sucks the ashes into their mouth (a.k.a. shit in the mouth).

We played shit roulette last night and left with black tongues.

by Scatmouth December 26, 2013