Minnie Mousing

To rape a man dressed up as Minnie Mouse

Lieutenant Briefing his troops: Disney land is located here, we shall take the rollercoaster by surprise, then we shall go Minnie Mousing, understood?

by Im_Cheating February 13, 2010

female mouse

a mouse for the computer that has no ball(s), and usually a small hole on its underside

"My mouse is busted, let's go to Beast Buy and get a female mouse!"
"You mean an optical mouse?"
"As long as its got no balls!"

by message_tied_to_a_brick August 30, 2004

Fame-mouse

A youtuber who is becoming famous because of unfunny content

Viewer: "that mysticzoopy guy is such a fame-mouse, i wonder how"
Mysticzoopy:"it's cuz every girl i have sex with subscribes to me"

by Mysticzoopy March 4, 2023

Mouse Bungee

mouse bungee is when you tie a metal chair to your balls then ducktape the chair to a wall and run as fast as you can in one direction then, either your balls get ripped off or a chair gets slammed into your balls

lets go watch idiot mouse bungee

by The Cheddar man November 14, 2020

Mouse Bitch

A person who performs a devious act behind ones back. Not to be confused with a Rat Bastard.

Kelsus: Kristin told me not to tell anybody buttt...
Gen: No you Mouse Bitch!! You're not supposed to tell anyone!!

by dan_gleewang January 14, 2021

mortimer mouse

an underrated mickey mouse rival.

is also known as Nortimer. Noose, he is dating Ghengis Khan pete.

kale: bro i love mortimer mouse sm
sketch: PISS OFF HES MINE

by sketchywetchy December 16, 2022

Cop a Mouse

To cop a mouse is to get a black eye. It was theorised that the term (originating in the 1800's) uses 'cop' to refer to the word 'catch', and 'mouse' to refer to the fact that a mouse is roughly the same size and colour/color of a black eye at its worst.

“Careful with the fight tonight. You wouldn't want to cop a mouse.”

by C L G January 31, 2021