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Houdini hump

When you catch someone of the opposite sex trying to sneak off without saying goodbye on a night out, so you vigorously dry hump them as a form of pleasure punishment.
I can't believe you were gonna leave without saying goodbye. I'm gonna Houdini hump the shit out of you.
by sneakysausage February 6, 2015
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Post-Nut Houdini

The act of ghosting someone after nutting. The ghosting can either be permanent or temporary, and if temporary, the nutter will often return to the same person ghosted for more action, and the process will repeat.

Often seen in situationships.
Woman 1: "Ugh, James ghosted me again after I made him nut last night. This always happens; he hasn't texted me all day!"
Woman 2: "Looks like he pulled a Post-Nut Houdini. Sorry about that."
by EarthieMelee December 15, 2022
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Houdini

its where ur fuckin a girl i the ass, and right before you nut, u pull it out and tap her on the shoulder.She turns around and you squirt her right in the face.
Me and wendy were fuckin last night and i so gave her a houdini
by Justin and Jacob July 21, 2008
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Houdini

When you're fucking a chick with the lights on and you turn the light off and you get off and leave and when she turns the lights back on and your friend is fucking her!!
by CraveMeSumDave69 September 17, 2019
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houdini moment

In the world of digitized gaming, sometimes there are moments where things happen and foes mysteriously disappear or appear (not due lagging). These, my friend, are Houdini moments.
A Houdini moment is:
falling through solid services, appearing from nowhere, or disappearing for no reason. Essentially being killed by the guardians--Halo reference.
by Martin Nitram November 29, 2013
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houdini

An absentee in the group chat. Never there. Zero participation points. They’ll make you worry for their safety every time they ghost the chat. Whoosh. Their silence resounds. You’re left to question; were they ever there in the first place?
“They’re never here anyway. Gods they’re such a houdini”
by missinginaction66 October 9, 2021
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houdini

A professional cocksucker who can make a dick disappear like houdini
Andy: Make this dick disappear like houdini
Filip: Rawwr gulpgaa
by Sharon Jane MartinWeaverBr0wn December 10, 2023
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