by Fart face 101 December 03, 2016
When a female spreads her legs and thrust her torso back and forth making her vagina lips hit one and other, thus making a clapping sound.
I was going to ask my mom for some ice cream money but when i walked in her room she was hunched over clam clapping!
by Nintendo 69 March 26, 2009
A form of clapping where your wrists are limp and you engage in syncopated clapping with your elbow and your wrist, wildly flailing about. This form of clapping is often accompanied by phrases such as "Deaauurrgghhh or Errrraaagghuuurrh or MY DICK!".
Bill: "Is that man having a seizure?!"
Bob: "No, he's just a mentally handicapped individual having an episode of the tard claps."
Fred: "John, are you okay? You look like a dilapidated seal tripping balls on acid."
John: "Deaauurrgghhh MY DICK!!! *tard clap*"
Bob: "No, he's just a mentally handicapped individual having an episode of the tard claps."
Fred: "John, are you okay? You look like a dilapidated seal tripping balls on acid."
John: "Deaauurrgghhh MY DICK!!! *tard clap*"
by DipstickMcQueergly February 15, 2012
Clapping of the cheeks followed by a capping of the knees.
Having sex with the bitch whose knees you're supposed to cap
Having sex with the bitch whose knees you're supposed to cap
The jobs done, I clap and capped that hoe.
This bitch is in for a clap and cap.
Jared gave her a clap and cap.
This bitch is in for a clap and cap.
Jared gave her a clap and cap.
by Clapmycheeks42069 April 01, 2020
A maneuver oftenly performed by twitch.tv streamer JASONR, in which a folding chair is picked up and repeatedly opened and closed, making what sounds like a clapping noise. This usually only happens when he receives a large donation or does something godlike in whatever game he’s playing.
JASONR: “50 DOLLAR FUCKIN TOP D?!”
JASONR: “JR FUCKIN CHAIR CLAPS IN THE CHAT BOYS.”
*begins chair clapping*
JASONR: “JR FUCKIN CHAIR CLAPS IN THE CHAT BOYS.”
*begins chair clapping*
by NicoWeeko March 06, 2018
The smacking on the back two hetero dudes do after doing something deemed affectionate. A physical version of 'no homo'
by Squid4pres February 05, 2017
"When Cally trots after her children at the playground, the loud crack of thunder of her clap-clops slapping against the pavement scare the other small children away."
by shmegmatize May 27, 2013