Birth Canal Pals

When your friend fucks your mom.

Spent the night with your mom last night jeff, were birth canal pals now.

by Wicksterr June 5, 2018

Birthing hospital

What a Women’s hospital used to be called before men could give birth.

Get this birthing person to a birthing hospital!

by gcsnelgar August 13, 2023

Post birth abortion

When you get the Covid vaccine for your child under the age of 18 it’s like you didn’t even want them anyways so it’s a post birth abortion because a vaccine will kill them.

I had a post birth abortion the other day, I gave my child the Covid vaccine and his heart smile so big that he had a heart attack and he was only 14. But I am glad he got the vaccine

by Soso2019 July 26, 2021

genius birth

When you poop and its kind of hard to get out in the begining but then gets really easy suddenly; like one would imagine the experience of giving birth to Einstein to be (only...out of your butt).

I had to push hard in the begining but it turned out to be a genius birth.

by plastichistory June 24, 2011

Red Neck Birth Control

A form of contraception using any strong household cleaners and chemicals in general with a funnel and vaginal cavity.

"You'll need that red neck birth control if you don't cum in the bum."

Synonym:Cactus or that weird thing behind my bed in 3rd grade, I mean was it a Lego covered in fuzz? I don't know man I'm no expert..

by Jack Gomez November 20, 2018

gave birth from my anus

To have a painfully large poo.

Wendy, I just gave birth from my anus!

by Ereck Flowers October 27, 2017

New England Water Birth

A New England Water Birth is what it’s called when you poop in the bath to get rid of a parasite.

“Dude I think that food gave me a worm”
“You gotta have a New England Water Birth”

by Schlembo McMurray September 30, 2021