In nature, some animals, like wolves, have an "alpha male" in their pack. The alpha male is the one who leads the pack, makes sure it's fed, etc. The thing is though, this only happens when the pack's environment changes dramatically, like if they're put in a zoo. There is a group of (human) people who don't get this though and call themselves "alpha males", i.e "manly". They usually think they're much better than everyone else. The "hierarchy" goes like this in their head;
Alpha males (manly n' shit)
Beta males (Losers)
Now, the thing is, some "alpha males" think "wait, I'm better than everyone, why am I sharing the top of the hierarchy with so many who also think they're better than everyone?", and created "Sigma males", basically the same thing, but with no friends (They're "too good" for friends), so in their mind, the hierarchy goes
Sigma males (super manly n' shit)
Alpha males (manly n' shit)
Beta males (Losers)
It's just cringe
Alpha males (manly n' shit)
Beta males (Losers)
Now, the thing is, some "alpha males" think "wait, I'm better than everyone, why am I sharing the top of the hierarchy with so many who also think they're better than everyone?", and created "Sigma males", basically the same thing, but with no friends (They're "too good" for friends), so in their mind, the hierarchy goes
Sigma males (super manly n' shit)
Alpha males (manly n' shit)
Beta males (Losers)
It's just cringe
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The habitat of the Blue Alpha ranges from the gulf of Mexico to the Canadian border. It can be seen racking up miles randomly on the assfalt haulin ass, or occasionally resting underneath a peckerwood tree. Legend has it that if it becomes agitated or surrounded by a cluster of incompetent fucktard drivers it will transform from machine into a wild beast and run its massive 38s down the side of all the Eco friendly cars.
The habitat of the Blue Alpha ranges from the gulf of Mexico to the Canadian border. It can be seen racking up miles randomly on the assfalt haulin ass, or occasionally resting underneath a peckerwood tree. Legend has it that if it becomes agitated or surrounded by a cluster of incompetent fucktard drivers it will transform from machine into a wild beast and run its massive 38s down the side of all the Eco friendly cars.
Yo man, I was rollin down the highway in a pack of hybrids texting the other night, and heard this loud offensive howl creep up on me. When I looked in the rearview the Blue Alpha was on my ass. The next thing I know it rolled on past at a high rate of speed, and took the lead position taking out everything in its path.
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The defining factor of an Alpha Bloke is being able to delete head noise by making all of their mates laugh while being a high caliber good cunt.
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The defining factor of an Alpha Bloke is being able to delete head noise by making all of their mates laugh while being a high caliber good cunt.
Stay out of your self!!
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Get the Sigma Alpha mug.The Alpha Male does not have a specific "Image", or fall under a certain category and is not defined by looks, money, or arrogance rather the Alpha Male is defined as being an all around good guy but possessing the confidence and social know-how to be successful in epic proportions with woman but anything the Alpha Male sets his mind out to be. Yeah that's right you wanted to be an ultra marathoner astronaut anesthesiologist astrophysicist but your not Alpha Male mind set told you you couldn't do it so your a failure before you even start. The Alpha Male does not brag about his successes with woman, money, education, etc. at least not often because when he walks into the room everyone can quite literally feel his presence of awesomeness. It is not arrogance but genuine good. The Alpha Male can be anyone he wants without compromising a drop of his true character, the Alpha Male does not believe in "leagues" like you weak beta males...the Alpha Male is understanding, nice, social, and sometimes even caring and does not care if its perceived as "beta or weak" because if anyone were to challenge him he would socially castrate them from beta to omega...
Alpha Male: Yeah that pretty girl you saw in chemistry that you and your beta male friends all said were out of your "league" ("leagues" do not exist if your an Alpha male) and think no one but Bill Gates and Brad Pitt fused together could get, I asked her out and we had epic sex and she's begging for more except you'll never know because I don't care what you think...
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it is always 5am therefor everyone should be a 5amer right? but no. unfortunately, there are 5am antis. these are brainwashed people who just want to be quirky.
it is always 5am therefor everyone should be a 5amer right? but no. unfortunately, there are 5am antis. these are brainwashed people who just want to be quirky.
"Whats the time, Amy?"
"It's 5am!"
"Alpha moment ❤"
"Its 8pm."
"Yeah, of cource YOU'RE AN ANTI, kat."
"whatever, you stupid '5am Alpha'"
"It's 5am!"
"Alpha moment ❤"
"Its 8pm."
"Yeah, of cource YOU'RE AN ANTI, kat."
"whatever, you stupid '5am Alpha'"
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