goof

to accidentally ejaculate into a woman, impregnating her.
Well, ya know...I wasn't really planning on having little Johnny, but I goofed inside my girlfriend, so here we are...
by CaptainMasterZ August 16, 2017
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He has fed charges nd already out he probably a goof
by Triplestackx August 04, 2020
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May be used as an abbreviation for “Get Out Or Fight”.
Prison dude: “Get lost goof!”
You: “F*ck you, fight me b*itch!”
by skittlepoppers September 16, 2021
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Goof, is someone who says see ya in a silly voice, and who people like to prank call like 3487 times just to bother.
I pranked that goof like 34 times, just to piss him off.

That goof always smirks in his soccer pictures.
by goof#2 October 20, 2009
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A Canadian Prison term for an individuals that unwillingly has their teeth removed by means of punches to the face as to unsure biting down is impossible when a penis is forcefully inserted into said mouth.
Why is Michael toothless, asked Dave? To which Adam responded "oh, that's because last week Johnny & his prison gang made him their goof because he is a check off.
by Ethically-Unethical. August 04, 2022
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Noun/Verb
1. To jizz
2. Jizz
3. When someone messes up
girl: did you just goof?

guy: i was with my chick and i goofed all over her face

guy: i got goof on my bed

guy: i just goofed
by sneakysneakerskeak May 02, 2010
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by Gooflover October 01, 2021
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