(n.) A teacher who curves a class to fail 50% of students.
Often found in fields of physics or mathematics, a Professor Thanos is attracted to balance and assures the class his grading philosophy “is for your own good.” At the snap of Professor Thanos’s fingers, half of the graduating seniors will simply fade away.
Often found in fields of physics or mathematics, a Professor Thanos is attracted to balance and assures the class his grading philosophy “is for your own good.” At the snap of Professor Thanos’s fingers, half of the graduating seniors will simply fade away.
by nolandc October 04, 2019
as sexy asfresh garlick bread. the sexiest of sexy bois and if there is one thing he likes is feet pics
by thanos baby April 30, 2019
Thor: Thanos, why have you abandoned your quest for universal dominance?
Thanos: Thor, my purpose has evolved. I've found love with a powerful cosmic being named Eridian. We now seek to bring balance to the cosmos through unity and understanding.
Thor: Love has changed you, Thanos?
Thanos: Indeed, Thor. Love has shown me a different path—one where power is not just about control but about forging connections that transcend the boundaries of conquest. Gay thanos
Thanos: Thor, my purpose has evolved. I've found love with a powerful cosmic being named Eridian. We now seek to bring balance to the cosmos through unity and understanding.
Thor: Love has changed you, Thanos?
Thanos: Indeed, Thor. Love has shown me a different path—one where power is not just about control but about forging connections that transcend the boundaries of conquest. Gay thanos
by Puff Floyd February 05, 2024
by gitilivy February 25, 2023
When your dick turns purple due to excessive gooning, causing a lack of circulation and immerse bruising to your dick.
Gabby "Hey Luke how was your night yesterday I heard some weird noises coming from your room?"
Luke "Oh thats my bad I was Thanos Maxxing to your instagram last night. That shit turned purple"
Luke "Oh thats my bad I was Thanos Maxxing to your instagram last night. That shit turned purple"
by subiebrz2013 April 27, 2025
A term used to describe a very large proportion of smoke that has been accumulated after cheefing a nicotine vape or a blunt.
Ex.1: "Did you see me on the bus earlier? I was producing straight thanos clouds with my nic."
Ex.2: "I cannot wait to get home, im gonna be blowing a whole lotta thanos clouds with these grams i just bought."
EX.3 "GYOT DAMN! Look at them thanos clouds. Im finna be floatin-on god."
Ex.2: "I cannot wait to get home, im gonna be blowing a whole lotta thanos clouds with these grams i just bought."
EX.3 "GYOT DAMN! Look at them thanos clouds. Im finna be floatin-on god."
by imperformingillegalactivities March 25, 2022
The Thanos Person is the silly, quirky friend. The Thanos Person doesn't care about the bad stuff happening in the world, they focus ONLY on the positive, and HATE hearing negative stuff. The Thanos Person is funny and has a good sense of humour, and knows things others don't know. The Thanos Person takes 5-7 months to fully forgive you, but 1-3 years if it was a BIG SIN. The Thanos Person sees the world differently from others. They have a different perspective. They are also very friendly and make friends easily, but are sometimes very impatient.
Mira is my Thanos Person
by Candy_Charlie January 13, 2025