Tested the battery

Same as tossing salad. You know you have stuck your tongue on a 9-volt battery.

When we were fooling around last night, I tested the battery.

by JMLHOLT December 6, 2006

Teeter Totter

someone who fluctuates between the happy and sad

"You're either really happy or really sad,you are such a teeter totter."

by tobee October 16, 2015

texted

Texted the past tense version of the verb "To Text" Regardless of whether or not thrash legend Jonny Nevada wants to believe it or not its a fucking word.

"Yo I just texted that bitch I want to eat her ass."

by John Lockjaw March 11, 2005

Teetering

the act of bending someone over of the same sex in the bathroom and attempting to have sex with them.

Bob: Dude last night's party was crazy
Joe: Yeah, James was teetering someone last night, we had to pry him off

Bob: Whoa thats crazy

by Crazy Monkey May 19, 2013

tête-â- tête

a) tête-â- tête: a French de France term meaning: a private face-to-face conversation, excluding all "technological" communication devices including regular mail.

b) (when the word is used in an oral or written request): a request for a future private face-to-face meeting

do we even, as a society, know what the term tête-â- tête as in my definition a) above refers to, or do did we, in our technologically convenient world forget what it is?

by Sexydimma January 2, 2014

texted

some non existent word that people still insist to use just because they heard it on tv. If there's no such word as worser so how can there be such a word as texted!

"I texted you because you text me."

by kenji hoe January 5, 2010

textest

someone who only texts certain people or ignors someone who texts them that they do not like

marc why are you being so textest

by christophorus August 25, 2010