stiff tongue

to curl your tongue into a u-shape making it stiff and then tongue punching someones shithole, atleast reaching 2.5cm into said shit cavity.....not to be confused with a swipe over.

he threw my legs up in the air and stiff tongued me, all i could say was 'OH WOW'

by lurboe September 18, 2014

bite your tongue

When a person wants to say something that may be offensive or hurtful to someone, so instead says nothing.

Opposite of speaking your mind.

She asked me if I liked her play. I just bit my tongue and nodded.

If somebody asks if you think there is something wrong with them, it is best to bite your tongue and say nothing.

by liquidtenmillion November 26, 2006

spur tongue

A term used in reference to the clitoris and/or clitoral hood. More commonly used by black people, apparently. An older black man introduced this phrase to me.

I rubbed her spur tongue for a while and she came all over.

by goatse123 April 13, 2007

tenure

an acronym that stand for:

Totally Exempt from Needing to Use Real Effort

my professor is completely awful because he's tenured

by briarmoss April 12, 2010

tenure

A teacher's dream that allows them to screw around his/or students and not have to teach.

"Man Mrs. Johnson is such a bitch ever since she got her tenure. Now that mean, old, and ugly bitch can wear short skirts and ass tight low cut shirts that show off her fake tits. Basically, she can do anything besides screwing or killing one her students and have no worries about being fired."

"My Chemistry teacher called my friend a f'ing dike and the teachers punishment was only a slap on the wrist because that bitch got tenure."

"OMG my teacher took a DUMP in my friends seat and made this kid eat her feces. She would have got fired if only she didn't have that bs tenure."

by MxPx_Fan December 28, 2005

anal tongue dart

to stick ones tongue straight into anothers ass hole and back out quickly. not to be confused with licking the same hole known as a rim job

as I pulled the last love bead out of her ass I slipped her an anal tongue dart for good measure

by themacal November 29, 2006

Tingutard

Tingutard is an indian term used to describe fans of celebrities with short stature, usually less than the ideal 5'11 i.e. Aamir Khan , shahrukh khan , Salman Khan , Lionel Messi, sachin tendulkar fans.

example- P1- I am fan of three khans of bollywood
P2- oh you are a tingutard.

example- P1- I am fan of Messi and tendulkar
P2- oh you are a tingutard.

by BhaiBhaiBhai October 7, 2018