temple of consumption

The shopping mall where the ardent consumers go to worship their god... material goods.

Bob - you watching the game today?
Bill - no can do, the missus is going shopping so I will be living in exile at the temple of consumption.
Bob - sorry to hear it... we will have fun without you.

by jfburke619 December 15, 2013

Tempura Wizard

Monsters serving in the Underworld Army under Medusa, and later Hades. Their head is a giant piece of tempura shrimp with a single eye. They cast a spell that turns you into a piece of tempura shrimp with legs, whereupon their eye becomes a mouth and they chase you down, eating you if they catch you.

Huh? What the heck is that?!
It's a Tempura Wizard!
A Tempura Whatzard?
If he deep-fries you, keep your distance. One bite, and you'll be finished!
Well, that's a step up from eggplant, I guess. No... not really.

by Senator Lemonsnout March 14, 2015

Temple Run

You tell your partner to open their legs and lay on the bed and you take a running start in hopes of jumping in at the last minute but you miss and hit the bed.

He got a penile fracture while hoping to temple run his girlfriend!

by Twistednutzz August 12, 2016

Temperance blanket

A pair of socks that have been cummed in by your best friend for over a month

My best friend nick makes a tasty temperance blanket

by Boner guy March 21, 2019

tempusta

A person who is very gay and likes dick

Did you hear Robert is a tempusta?

by diepleaseuwu July 8, 2019

Templemichael

A very large cock. Usually the templemichael will be over 12 inch in length and even in girth, rendering it a beast.

Have you seen the size of Alex's templemichael?

by kgwxx December 1, 2019

Temperley

A Man who is never wrong and even when proven wrong will never admit it.

That Ginger cunt will never admit to being wrong, he’s such a Temperley.

by DannyBurrito March 22, 2020