Someone who is not attractive. Taken from the slang word "busted"- (bus ted- backwards= "teds bus")
There are different levels of not attractive.
Ugly = "riding Ted's bus"
Very Ugly = "driving Ted's Bus"
Ugliest = "mechanic of Ted's Bus"
There are different levels of not attractive.
Ugly = "riding Ted's bus"
Very Ugly = "driving Ted's Bus"
Ugliest = "mechanic of Ted's Bus"
by Sarah Snedeker January 21, 2009

noun, Any elderly man driver who ends up in front of you, doing 10-15 mph BELOW the speed limit when your in a hurry. Typically driving a Buick product, Lincoln Towncar, or some other large vehicle. The female variation on this is an "Aunt Gladys". Known to flash their lights or shake a fist at you when you finally get a chance to pass them.
by Radiojunkie March 22, 2012

Absolute great lass, he did wonders such as paint the great wall of chiner and also he took very famous photogrephs of viagra falls, also he was my uncle and he....
he fingered the cat a few times , but as i like to say, each to their own
he fingered the cat a few times , but as i like to say, each to their own
by fannycatcher101 April 25, 2020

Major leauge asshole running for Governor of Ohio in 2006. Is projected as a moderate Democrat, but is actually a very liberal democrat.
by Richie July 3, 2006

Uncle Ted got so pissed at Thanksgiving that we found him on the floor of my cousin's room passed out and soaked in urine.
by Professor Fatbot January 26, 2004

by wordsmith June 19, 2006

When you have so much sex that you keep falling asleep, even when your surrounded by hundreds of people
by Tedyoungson April 9, 2009
