Tactical taco

"Shot, move, communicate, and taco"

In the military you shot, move, communicate, and eat a taco at the same time. Every mission is successful when knowing the tactical taco!

by Josie12 April 8, 2017

Tactical Nuke

When the Arab kid on your bus threatens to eat your family

Mom: How was your ride home sweetie?
Son: I got hit with a tactical nuke don't talk about it

by O H P A P A December 4, 2019

Tactical Abortion

Tactical abortion is when a pregnant women falls face first into the ground and smashing the baby

My pregnant wife fell face first into the ground and had a tactical abortion. I was a witness

by Fat bag May 26, 2021

Tactical spoon

He is a tactical spoon, used in ww2

. If you throw you becum very susi

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Tactical spoon

by Arnelio zodynelis February 2, 2022

The Tactical 5

retarded variation of tactical two

The Tactical 5 takes more than twice as long

by slowing roll May 26, 2013

Tactical

1. A word to define the process of taking a hurried, strategically timed wank with the sole intention of cramming as many 'tacticals' into your day as possible.

2. Can also be used to relieve sexual pressure a short while before a nervously anticipated meeting with a girlfriend or figure of sexual interest.

1.

guy 1: where's Fred?
guy 2: gone for another tactical, my kleenex supply is diminishing at a worrying rate because of that obsessive bastard..

2.

Guy 1. You all set to meet Juliet?
Guy 2. What if i get a boner? she's bound to see! she'll never even look at me again!
Guy 1: Alright then, you can take three minutes out on the tram and have a quick tactical but you'll have to be speedy!

by HelvedSnooty September 18, 2012

Tactical Ops

A FPS shooter that has a multitude of weapons in which you can use to kill noobs with, but the best of all must be the Parker Hale. When someone hears you pull the trigger, they know what gun the shot came from. Now complete with laser tripping explosives, and a FAMAS.

dajackal: Whats with all the n00b$?
ArmandoTheGreat: Don't worry, I'll boot 'em
(Types in over 12,000 codes which causes freshmen players to blow up instantly)
Maciej: Time to BEAST!!!
Stolen: Pwned.
(Snipes all three of them in the head)

by Stolen February 21, 2005