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michal taco 

When someone is having anal and they shove a another dick in the hole
My ass hurts so bad after my dad and brother were Michal tacoing me
michal taco by Michal mike March 7, 2016

International taco fortnight 

International taco fortnight originated around 2012 in the Monterey Bay Area of California and is an annual festive event to celebrate tacos and Mexican cuisine in general, lasting one fortnight (or longer if desired). One is encouraged, but not required, to consume tacos on a daily basis for the duration of this event. Documenting your activities relating to this event on video or otherwise is encouraged, however frowned upon by some as "yet another image of food". The exact date of this event fluctuates and typically is announced a few weeks ahead of time.
I just ate three whole cheese tacos to celebrate international taco fortnight and now I feel sick.

Taco Bite 

Slang term for a Mexican kid.
"Man that lady has 20 taco bites - time to use a condom."

taco plop 

The "taco plop" is the female version of the male "tea bag".
After Tom was rendered unconscious from night of making-out with a bottle of Vodka, Amanda wasted no time dropping her "manda pants" and taco plopped Tom right between the eyes.
taco plop by fusterclucker February 9, 2012

Queef taco

A queef taco is when you queef after you shove a spicy chipotle taco up your ho ha/pic donkey donkey/ mystic cave and a piece of lettuce gets stuck and the air gods try to save you and push the wind of posiden out your vagina
Oh man my vagina hurted after I queef tacoed
Queef taco by Queef God January 13, 2017

You Bought Us Taco Bell 

To earn the trust of a person, group, gang or clique by buying them Taco Bell, usually done while hanging out or partying.
You guys are fucking cops!? Wha..we partied together man, you bought us taco bell.