Turkish Tuesday

Plainly stated, it is when the deed occurs on Monday and you don’t remember it on Wednesday.

I was Turkish Tuesday’d, and still can’t find me pants or watch.

by Pdfdj December 4, 2021

Tuesday Lapdance

Economic principal wherein a small increase in quantity is exchanged for a disproportionate reduction in quality.

Ok so Jack in the Box tacos are 2 for 1 compared to Carl's Jr. but you're paying for 2x kangaroo meat. Sounds like a real Tuesday lapdance if you ask me.

by Smackaroni November 1, 2022

Texas Tuesday

Forceful intercourse with a cactus

Gave him the ol Texas Tuesday

by Texas2sday July 2, 2020

Tuesday Rocket

When a girl is riding your cock so hard and fast that you can't get her off in time before the big purge. So you kick her in the air right as you're about to cum.

I didn't want no kids so I gave her the ol' Tuesday Rocket

by Crispy Fungus August 31, 2023

Tina Tuesday

When you take home the oldest stripper at the bar. A federal holiday for men who are unemployed, broke, and got no place to live. Like taco tuesday, just no tacos and all sadness.

Ed was living in a van down by the river but then his Tina Tuesday came when he hooked up with the 82 year old at the strip club.

by Paper Mills Nation February 9, 2022

Dog on Tuesday

"Dog on Tuesday" is a synonym for going crazy, mentally and physically.

Word origin: Dogs dig up shit angrily on Tuesday, therefore they are fucking crazy.

Bro, I'm so dog on Tuesday right now.

by Lonelyboy34528 June 10, 2022

Spicy Tuesday

When you shove a fistful of ghost peppers in someone’s asshole and fistfuck furiously for hours until prolapse. Pioneered by Discord moderators.

Alvin Chipmunk: Chipette just gave me a spicy Tuesday in front of 3,000 twitch followers and I feel like a girl now. Better to take it in the ass than be taken by the ass, right?
Simon Chipmunk: Every day we stray further from God’s light. I pray for another flood.
Theodore Chipmunk: Are you gonna eat the peppers?

by Raul Pudd October 28, 2023