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Mazel tossed

When a person has to a gets a little too drunk at a Jewish function, including but not limited to a Bar Mitzvah, Passover Seder, or bris.
I had four bottles of manischewitz at David's son's bris, and punched the moil for touching my nephew. I was definitely Mazel Tossed.

We did 8 shots of potato vodka and got Mazel Tossed and Ezra's Hannukah party.

Joshua likes to get Mazel Tossed and annex parts of Palestine.

Yaakov got Mazel Tossed at Noah's Shabbat Seder and threw up Matzo balls all over my Yankees Kippah.
by Doctor Dreidel September 14, 2020
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proper tossed

- It's that feeling like, "Oh, this is it. If it could only be like this every time."
- At the club feeling just right. All is good.
- Feeling a vibe.

- Ideal feels
- more pleasantly and intensely tossed than usual
- the "just right" mix of whatever cocktail you got goin' that's like, "Yeah, this is it."
Steve- "Last night, I got proper tossed."
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Billy- "How was the party?"
Max- "Sick, we got proper tossed."
by dadadumdadadum November 2, 2021
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Tykke-Tosse

Tykke-Tosse (sometimes spelled 'Tykke Tosse') is a phrase used to describe certain people, living at very distinct areas of the Amager island, in Copenhagen, Denmark. The phrase was originally coined by a genius, who wishes to remain anonymous.
"Who was that on the phone?"
"That was Tykke-Tosse."
by deterulla September 12, 2021
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Penis in a toster

"penis in a toster" is a tern for people illegally dealing shrek nudes.
person1: yeah im a penis in a toster
person2: you're what now?
person1: *hides shrek's sexy nudes* nothing, nothing.
by glitchy_box December 2, 2021
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tossed the pickle

He totally tossed the pickle on that paint job.
by elf2252 July 5, 2009
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TOSSED UP

TWO MEN CHOOSING "HEADS' OR "TAILS" ON A GIRL WHEN HAVING SEX WITH HER AT THE SAME TIME.
"TOSSED UP"= HEADS OR TAILS LIKE TOSSING A COIN.
by LILMAMA1127TH August 18, 2009
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tossed salad

To eat someones ass with either jelly or syrup.
While in the pen, Iwould always have a tossed salad after dinner.
by scottyj May 30, 2003
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