A tool is a person who has short gait a d puts in a half a bottle of gel in it. A tool is often were a tight collared shirt baggy jeans and flip flops along with his overly geled hair. Tools are often very muscular and ful of them self resulting in no one liking them.
Zachary: hey man let's go to abercronbie or hosllister!
Me: dude were not tools we don't were tight collared shirts
Zachary: then can we get some hair gel??
Me: damn ur a fucking TOOL!
Me: dude were not tools we don't were tight collared shirts
Zachary: then can we get some hair gel??
Me: damn ur a fucking TOOL!
by Toolhater4444 December 3, 2009
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by fatcupcake July 26, 2010
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One who lacks the mental capacity to be able to remove himself from his hatred of all things UTD.
Doesn't realise he is being used as a figure for others amusement.
A fool. An un-balanced cretin. Characterized by low intelligence and/or self-steem.
One who lacks the mental capacity to be able to remove himself from his hatred of all things UTD.
Doesn't realise he is being used as a figure for others amusement.
A fool. An un-balanced cretin. Characterized by low intelligence and/or self-steem.
by The whole of The Kop March 1, 2011
Get the tool mug.The term tool is already a well known slang term. It is used to describe a person who does lame things that they think are cool, but nobody else does. This term is even more degrading that being called “kid”.
by Csal May 30, 2011
Get the Tool mug.Unlike most entries, which focus on the person's not realizing that they are being used - the true definition of a tool is someone who thoughtlessly, but willfully, follows someone else's orders, thus making themselves a tool of their leader.
Some douchebag cop who gives you a ticket even though you have a very good reason why you don't deserve it, a reason any normal, feeling person would recognize but that the tool in question doesn't feel like acknowledging because he or she is just being a f***ing tool!
by mrbrain December 16, 2011
Get the tool mug.A tendentious lawyer who perpetuates a financial war of attrition in the form of a defamation suit on behalf of a wealthy client.
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