Tomato Sheets

When that 'monthly' love leaves a stain and you blame it on some fast food veggie mishap.

My mom totally caught me washing my tomato sheets.

by Gynobutter December 26, 2019

Spicy tomato

A sexually attractive person

Have you seen Janice in accounting? She's a real spicy tomato.

by Not Mr. Anderson October 14, 2016

Tomato Syndrome

Tomato Syndrome is a syndrome with short-lasting effects. It's when your face turns red and you grow green hair. Tomato Syndrome has many causes, it can happen when you sit in the sun for too long, when you laugh too hard, when you eat too many tomatoes, just about everything can cause it.

The symptoms will go away after a few minutes to an hour. If symptoms persist, go see a doctor.

Jack: *is dying from laughter and starts to turn red, one of the early signs of Tomato Syndrome*

Jill: There you go, you laughed so hard that you got Tomato Syndrome! Now we have to wait for you to go back to normal.

by pizzacato July 12, 2021

squished tomato

When a male with a large penis "squishes" or "destroys" a white females vagina while on her period.

" I bet that girl Amado got her squished tomato yesterday"

by DYLANRAPESAMADO69 May 29, 2018

crushing the tomato

Similar to popping the cherry, but with an overweight woman.

Taking the virginity of an overweight woman.

Guy 1: Dude, I totally popped Becky's cherry last night.
Guy 2: Bro, Becky is like 250 pounds, you weren't popping the cherry, you were crushing the tomato.

by datmanydocris April 25, 2016

Tomato Ramen

Another name for spaghetti. Used to convince your Asian friends to eat at the Italian restaurant with you.

D: Should we go to Il Fornaio tonight?
B: Bleh. Nah lol
(B is of mainly Asian decent)
D: Why not, they have tomato ramen!
B: You right, let’s go

by Dude It’s Me! October 27, 2018

tomato fag

a gay or lesbian person who seems very straight in dress, interests, and social interactions, and would never let you think that they were gay unless they told you straight up. derived from the idea of a tomato: it seems like it should be a vegetable because it looks and tastes like one, yet is actually a whole ass fruit when you dive a little deeper.

"dude you remember Alicia? turns out she was actually a tomato fag"

by Hi! I'm Paul! November 13, 2020