Thief

A low life piece of shit/ trash they take what doesn't belong to them and feel no remorse for the person who's lives they ruined/ just affected in a very drastic way. They deserve to be locked up for life for taking hard earned people's money and other valuables and if they one day suddenly disappeared i can for the most part almost guarantee no one would miss them.

Meet Fred, he works hard for his money is a taxpayer and bought everything he owns. On this day, Fred had his car stolen with many of his valuable possessions still inside the vehicle including but not limited to his phone, wallet, credit card insurance registration and other things that were valuable to him. Now Fred has to call the police who will probably arrive to the scene 2 hours after his car was initially stolen to file a report and they say they will like but the odds of them finding the car are very low. This is made worse by the fact that Fred had just finished paying of the vehicle and had just recieved the title to the car while the piece of shit thief is probably doing drugs in it without a care in the world.

by Righteousdude28 April 24, 2020

Thief

A person named Senura

Do you know about the Thief?
You mean Senura?

by Andy3080 May 14, 2022

Doing a thief and the cobbler.

When you are about to cum but it gets butchered by someone coming in

Yeah,I Doing a thief and the cobbler. yesterday

I misspelled it on purpose so I could get it in the example

by What’s your handle321 January 24, 2024

Pocket Thief

Someone who steals your lighter.

"Check out my cool new lighter!"

"Don't leave it laying around. Craig's a pocket thief, man."

by stfuagpwc January 18, 2019

Piggy Thief

When you are railing a woman from behind and she is wearing a stocking tightly over her head and gripping it at her neck. You then proceed to violently pull the excess material toward yourself making her squeal as well as making her nose resemble a pig.

I heard Frank gave Debra a high quality piggy thief last night

by enigmacrog October 19, 2016

queef thief

A phrase used to indicate to your lesbian friend that she is "cockblocking" you.

"Damn Danny, I heard you tell her I'm butch, but you know that's not true. Why you gotta be a queef thief like that!"

by Joe Dirtykid August 11, 2016

Thief of the night

Someone who rapes people of the time of darkness.

The thief of the night was caught after being found out with multiple victims.

by yourmumultragay on ig January 27, 2019