patch hopper

A sleezy bitch that jumps from member to member of motorcycle clubs. The woman is usually a dirty slut that only cares about being with a guy who has a bike and has no self respect.

Beth is such a patch hopper. She only fucks
guys in MC’s.

by mamabear81 December 31, 2017

Gravel Patch

A stoney area for a Gubby to play

Look at boyo playing in his gravel patch

by Si.83 May 29, 2022

Disco Patch

In EMS, the Disco Patch refers to the usually tacky, yet highly sought-after golden patch that Paramedics get to wear as a result of completing their two-year training program. It is named as such due to its garish, sparkly colors and bright red lettering. Known for corrupting the hearts and souls of formerly kind EMTs, slowly converting them into a dreaded Paragod, just as the One Ring converted its slaves to Nazgul.

I've been a paramedic for six years, but I still get a little bit hard whenever I put on my uniform with the Disco Patch.

by CaptainQuadmay March 4, 2019

Munchie-Patch

A woman’s Vagina.

Dude, I would love to get down on her munchie-patch!

by The Gootz September 22, 2022

beef patch

The name of a very overweight truck driver.

A scraped buttock.

Hey did you see Beef Patch on the road yeaterday?

"Dude is your butt okay after you fell off your board?"

"Yea but its a real beef patch now."

by That guy that sits to your lef December 2, 2013

road patch

To perform oral sex on a female driver while she is driving.

My boyfriend gave me great road patch last night while I was driving home.

by TJP64 May 17, 2016

twinkie patch

SOMETHING SOMEONE PROVERBIALLY FALLS INTO AND EATS THEIR WAY OUT. ANOTHER WAY OF CALLING SOMEONE CHUBBY OR ROTUND.

Wow!!! Bob sure is a lot chubbier than I remember. He must have fallen into a Twinkie Patch or something.

by cribdeath21 May 2, 2014