by Fart face 101 December 3, 2016
Get the clap with no handsmug. When a female spreads her legs and thrust her torso back and forth making her vagina lips hit one and other, thus making a clapping sound.
I was going to ask my mom for some ice cream money but when i walked in her room she was hunched over clam clapping!
by Nintendo 69 March 26, 2009
Get the clam clapmug. The smacking on the back two hetero dudes do after doing something deemed affectionate. A physical version of 'no homo'
by Squid4pres February 5, 2017
Get the Hetero clapmug. by Jimmy lee420 March 15, 2019
Get the Pussy clappingmug. "When Cally trots after her children at the playground, the loud crack of thunder of her clap-clops slapping against the pavement scare the other small children away."
by shmegmatize May 27, 2013
Get the Clap-Clopsmug. by Joshua Allynn May 6, 2010
Get the Bro Clapmug. A form of clapping where your wrists are limp and you engage in syncopated clapping with your elbow and your wrist, wildly flailing about. This form of clapping is often accompanied by phrases such as "Deaauurrgghhh or Errrraaagghuuurrh or MY DICK!".
Bill: "Is that man having a seizure?!"
Bob: "No, he's just a mentally handicapped individual having an episode of the tard claps."
Fred: "John, are you okay? You look like a dilapidated seal tripping balls on acid."
John: "Deaauurrgghhh MY DICK!!! *tard clap*"
Bob: "No, he's just a mentally handicapped individual having an episode of the tard claps."
Fred: "John, are you okay? You look like a dilapidated seal tripping balls on acid."
John: "Deaauurrgghhh MY DICK!!! *tard clap*"
by DipstickMcQueergly April 9, 2012
Get the Tard Clapmug.