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Obama Cancer

Obama Cancer is an deadly cancer that makes you die in 0.00000001 picosecond! it is very insane and if you survived Obama Cancer the luck chance of it to survive it is 0.1 percent chance! and it is almost impossible to survive and if you survive you will get Obama’s Bad Luck and get unlimited bad lucks

the chance to get it is 100 percent chance also why is it 100 percent because when you hate obama you get obama cancer but if you love obama you get Obama’s good luck
Examples
1. That dude got obama cancer for hating obama
2. He think he can beat obama but he got Obama Cancer
by ChildEater6964202121 February 9, 2023
mugGet the Obama Cancermug.

Skanky Cancer

skanky cancer is a type of cancer caused by getting around too often
Kylie O has skanky cancer from the party the other night
by Hottub169 April 29, 2019
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Lung Cancer

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make.
Person: *Opens na noor* do you have lung cancer?
Walter: My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make.
by Fortnite Rule 34 June 8, 2023
mugGet the Lung Cancermug.

Window Cancer

sad affliction befalling Russian operatives who cross Putin, for which there is no cure
Sergei Lukmanov, Russian billionaire with 9 yachts and 16 vacation homes, "earned" his billions via oil & gas in Russian region of Siberia. After Putin invaded Ukraine and committed countless atrocities Vlad needed scapegoats so Sergei accidentally tripped and fell out a 20-story building in the latest occurrence of stage 4 Window Cancer. sad.
by Uncle Joosie April 25, 2022
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Cancer dancer

A kid that does fortnite dances in public
Boy: look at that cancerous kid doing fortnite in public
Girl: I'd call that a cancer dancer
by cancer dancer January 9, 2019
mugGet the Cancer dancermug.

Cancer mouse

usually Chinese usually retarded can be found in the depths of discord fail-trolling in broken english
by puritard November 5, 2018
mugGet the Cancer mousemug.

Cancer crystals

White sugar; can be applied to salt, brown sugar, sweetener, but most usually to white sugar, on the basis that "everything" - sugar, sweetener, coffee, red meat, water, oxygen and light will cause cancer (eventually).

Taking all available information into account, the only way to avoid dying of cancer is to forswear all food and drink, and shut yourself in an airtight lead box. You won't die of cancer. You will still die, and quite quickly, but it won't be of cancer.
"Coffee's done. Milk and sugar ?"

"No milk, but gimme two spoons of cancer crystals".
by eighth of seven February 6, 2010
mugGet the Cancer crystalsmug.

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