swimming hillbilly

When I man cums in a girls mouth, and while the semen is still in the girls mouth, he punches the girls teeth out

Tom "Did you get it on last night?"

Steve "Yea, I gave her a swimming hillbilly"

by [e-mail] September 13, 2009

swimming

swimming is gay. lets leave it at that

if football was any easier it would be called swimming

by tony vizzy January 25, 2008

Dropping the Duke boys off at the swimming hole

Taking a smelly,country style dump

I was dropping the Duke boys off at the swimming hole and they splashed me.

by Frank Lee Usuck III March 15, 2019

swimming

A term used as a sexual inuendo - alone as masturbation. The addition of other terms alluding to swimming conexts should also be considered so as the swimming is a lewd and sexual act.

How'd you sprain your wrist? Swimming, you say...
Yeah he's propper Welsh - swims with sheep and everything...
Hah, he uses flotation devises to keep him up when swimming! I guess it's not as bad as needing preformance enhancing drugs to keep going...
She was my first swimming insructor.. What do you mean she teaches kids?!!
etc. etc.

by SamOh July 15, 2006

Swimming

drinking

Dude let's go swimming this weekend.

by wilfrd291 May 25, 2011

swimming

A sport, often misunderstood by outsiders, which requires no work at all. Swimming is an excuse for a sport and does not require much more than physical endurance and technique. Anyone who swims for a year will be just as good or better than other "swimmers," at least ona high school level. Certain college and adult level swimmers are certainly viable athletes, although personal experience of high school swimming clarifies its lack of real "sport" characteristic. If one wishes to expand one's physical abilties, one would be better pursuing anything else (i.e. basketball, football, wrestling, soccer)

Actual Athelete: Do a pushup, man, since you say you're such a great athlete and all.
Swimmer: (whispering) Okay, don't tell anybody this, but swimming doesn't actually make me an athlete! I just say that to make friends and feel good about myself. But it's a secret, so don't tell anyone!

by Billy Quinn January 21, 2006

swimming

going to a club pool under the alias of going swimming but really only swimming for a short time only to then go shower together

lets go swimming!
mom, dad, katie and i are going swimming

by teh kt December 19, 2004