Stonecock

The ultimate of utimate compliments for having a huge dick. Sometimes refered as Stonerock.

After I banged Paul's mom, she said I had a stonecock.

by Justin September 1, 2004

stoned

Expanding the mind, your world, and lungs full of beautiful herb until you feel that wonderful feeling of sAtiSfAcTiOn, zZzZzZzZz, MAY YOUR THOUGHTS BE FILLED WITH PEACEFUL THOUGHTS, ZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZz

(its 4 in the morning)
"ok,....goodnight computer"
" so very stoned, goodnight computer"

by Hippielover October 17, 2006

stone age

A period in a persons life, usually during high school, college and/or unemployment, spent mostly under the influence of marijuana.

His sophomore year in college was a real stone age. People called him and his roommate 'Fred and Barney'.

by spaa August 7, 2010

Stoned

An exit from everyday living.

I was stoned the entire day and learned a lot about myself.

by kate11 February 28, 2009

stoned wombat

a wombat (found in and around the town of Jindabyne Aus) that is perpetually stoned. this fascinating animal has an obsession with car suspension. they are often found on the side of roads, with a dash of florescent paint on their backs, thinking about the suspension that they have just seen. Albert Einstein was a stoned wombat in disguise.

James: Look at that stoned wombat
Andrew: Amazing!

by [JAMMO] April 4, 2009

stone cold bi-atch

An extremely snooty, self-centered, superficial, girl. Most commonly associated with the "popular" crowd (aka a bunch of other scb's).

Dude 1: Delaney is such a stone cold bi-atch.

Dude 2: Indeed.

by El Tipo November 20, 2010

sun stoned

after laying out in the sun for so long everything starts to look different and you feel...stoned. Not actually stoned, just the feeling. Also that point in laying out in the sun where you become extremely unaware of what is going on around you and you pretty much don't care.

I was so sun stoned yesterday I didn't even notice the sharks!

by lilalikessummer May 28, 2006