clapped by the storm

When some slow ass fucktard keeps looting and he dies to the storm

person 1: how did your dumbass die?
person 2: i got Clapped by the storm

by LGBTBBQ June 3, 2018

Storm Johnson

An affliction that causes a man's penis to slowly writhe about in his pants throughout the day.

"You okay, Mario? You haven't stopped fidgeting in 20 minutes."
"Dude I have a nonstop Storm Johnson going right now."

by PapaCommish October 11, 2014

Snot Storm

When you are talking to someone and you sneeze, getting snot all over your elbow and face. Then you keep your elbow above your nose and awkwardly walk away like a fucking idiot from the person you were talking too until you get tissues. But when there are no tissues you run away to the bathroom or try to play it off. (Typically happens in School).

My brain: Fuck I gotta sneeze
Person: *Talking*
My brain: Sneezing in 3..2...1
Me: Sneezing and gets shit all over my face
Me: *Awkwardly walks away looking like a fucking idiot with his/her elbow above thier face.
Snot Storm

by asdsadaadsd October 15, 2019

Trumpical storm

A weather system, either a hurricane or tropical storm, which follows the path in the mind of the president at any given moment and is, as such, extremely unpredictable as to where it is going. This storm follows a path of destruction through areas of the president's brain which has been aggravated by questions which challenge his grasp on reality and his competence, and are therefore a direct offence to his sense of direction, and so of the hurricane's path.

She unleashed a Trumpical storm in her family when she went three days without sleep and Twittered herself into Making America Great Again by raining on a democratic parade.

by ForgetMeKnot! September 9, 2019

Storm Sturdy

a girl that is thick in the thighs and has big booty to keep her weighted down in a storm.

Man that girl there is storm sturdy. Nothing is moving that booty or thighs.

by mastersquare7 November 29, 2011

storm snakes

1. Scum who loot homes and businesses before, during, and after major storms and disasters.

2. Scammers who cheat people on home repairs after such disasters.

Don't worry about being shot by the National Guard if you're caught looting. The neighborhood watch committee is much more likely to blow you away if you're caught on my street, storm snakes!!!

In Texas, you get a $50 bounty for drilling a storm snake.

by pellygirl October 29, 2012

Storm flap

A storm flap is a piece of fabric or other material that is attached to the front of a coat or jacket to cover and protect the main zipper or other fastening. Storm flaps are often found on raincoats and other outerwear, and are designed to help keep water out and keep the wearer warm and dry. They are typically positioned vertically along the front of the coat, and are often secured with buttons, snaps, or other fasteners. Storm flaps can also be found on the back of some coats and jackets, and are used to provide additional protection against wind and rain.

"I was really glad I had a storm flap on my raincoat when I got caught in the downpour on the way to the store. Without it, I might have ended up looking like a drowned rat, which wouldn't have been a great look for my Zoom meeting later. Instead, I arrived at the store looking stylish and ready to grab my groceries in style."

by AsIWalkThroughTheValley December 21, 2022