Stardust

The residue that jettisons from one's orifices when Dale Earnhardt Jr. takes you to the moon in his Space-Nas-Car and coaxes you with zero-gravity, texas kung-fu and quaaludes into having "consensual" intercourse.

Jenny: "Why is my ass coated in stardust?"
Bearonica: "Maybe Black Waldo fed you some S last night?"
Jenny: "No, I think it was from when Dale Earnhardt took me to the moon in his space-nas-car. I'm still a little sore"
Bearonica: But.. Jenny... Dale Earnhardt's been dead for 10 years!
Jenny: Oh, Dale Earnhardt Jr. then
Bearonica: Cool story.

by Black Waldo October 6, 2012

sardine in an aquarium

a very tiny penis, implying it's thin as well as short.

overheard in a ladies' loo :

Woman 1 : Did you sleep with Pete ?
Woman 2 : Yes. You too?
Woman 1 : Yep. Like a sardine in an aquarium, isn't he ?

by SRW August 1, 2005

Sardis

simply awesomeness

That amazing dinner I had last night was Sardis!

by awesome, amazing January 6, 2010

Shardder

Sharp Cheddar cheese.

Throw some Shardder on that burger... and a side of fries.

by MFBS April 3, 2011

Shardabate

To wank and take a dump then cum on your dump.

i took a massive shardabate

by james 85345678923 September 3, 2011

Shard-on

(N) A meth-induced erection, usually happens while the pipe is being hit...

Man, that shit gave me a shard-on.!

by Natasha Dubsackowski April 23, 2017

The Shard

The Shard is a 309m 72 story glass skyscraper in London UK. It has an Observation deck from the 68th - 72nd floors. Its the tallest building in Europe and has breathtaking views.

Guy 1: 'Hey man are you going to the shard today?'

Guy 2: 'Yep, the views from the observation decks are amazing!'

by Crimson Rainbow May 26, 2014